Free idea: Poop de Jour Secret confession: I have, for about five years now, been fascinated by the idea of someone (not necessarily me) creating a blog that was nothing more than a daily recounting of the blogger's daily bowel movement. It's not that I really want the skinny on an individual's doody -- but such a blog would be a fierce postmodern take on the blogging world, as well as a Dadaist art piece, similar to Piss Christ or such. I will leave the task of creating a sample entry to your imagination, but it'd be written in the most delicate prose, descriptive yet also genteel. Plus, it'd be funny. Gross, but funny.
I have to tell you, dear reader, that I've been so half-tempted to put this idea into action that I've never before told anyone about it, so as to preserve my possible anonymity. (To have your identity as the Pooper revealed would probably be very uncomfortable for an individual. For one thing, everyone would look at you funny when you ate carrots.) But three things have been holding me back:
- I'm crazy busy
- I can't even update my own blog regularly
- I don't eat enough fiber
So here is what I am doing. I am casting this idea out into the world wide web, for anyone to take. Make it a blog, make it a Twitter account -- whatever you like. All I ask is that you tell me about it, so I can check in and see what's on your... Well, what you come out with.
Poop de Jour. Because people kinda want to know.Labels: internets
posted by Liz # 12:07 PM 1 Comments
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