An important fact about small children

They may be adorable, sure. But damn, you have to take care of them, like, ALL THE TIME. You can't just have babies and then stick them in a box. (Unless, of course, you are Profit's daddy.) Babies require attention and food and someone making sure that they don't deviously kill themselves with wire and electricity and bits of string. ALL THE TIME. Damn, that's good to remember. Huzzah, childless lifestyle! May you continue for at least five more years.

Man, that's a bit depressing.

Labels: IMPORTANT FACTS

posted by Liz  # 10:19 PM

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