THE GREATEST OBITUARY EVER: Count Gottfried von Bismarck Count Gottfried von Bismarck, who was found dead on Monday aged 44, was a louche German aristocrat with a multi-faceted history as a pleasure-seeking heroin addict, hell-raising alcoholic, flamboyant waster and a reckless and extravagant host of homosexual orgies.
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That may be the best thing ever. I especially love the last line: "He never married." Whoever wrote that obit had the best time!
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