Act 1, Scene 1 of PRISON BREAK Season 3

Spoilers for the season two finale below...

LINCOLN: Michael! I've broken into Panama Prison... Wow, Panama Prison sucks, huh? Anyways, I've broken in with a plan to escape tattooed on my body! We'll be out in hours!

MICHAEL: Thank you, big brother. Now we are truly even. So lemme see the plan.

LINCOLN: Sure.

Lincoln removes his shirt. This takes exactly half a second, because he only needs to unbutton a single button.

Michael blinks.

MICHAEL: Wow, Linc. That's... Well, this is great. This plan looks good. You've laid everything out clearly.

LINCOLN: Really? Thanks. It was my first plan for prison breaking, you know, and you set a pretty high standard.

MICHAEL: That's nice of you to say.

LINCOLN: I mean, it's not as complex as what you did-

MICHAEL: Yeah, about that. You notice how my tattoo just looks like a big fancy tattoo? With all the clues intricately hidden in the design.

LINCOLN: Sure.

MICHAEL: Well, the problem I'm seeing here is that a key part of your plan involves keeping the guards from finding out anything.

LINCOLN: Yeah...

MICHAEL: But I'm thinking that the guards might notice the part on your back here that says "Plan for Breaking Out of Panama Prison."

LINCOLN: But it's in English. They won't be able to read it.

MICHAEL: You didn't notice that, oddly, everyone we've met in Panama speaks English?

LINCOLN: Oh. Yeah. That could be a problem.

MICHAEL: Yeah.

LINCOLN: And tattoos are...

MICHAEL: Permanent.

LINCOLN: Yeah.

MICHAEL: On the plus side, putting "Don't get ass-raped" right above your tailbone was a smart move.

LINCOLN: It says "Don't"?

MICHAEL: It wasn't supposed to?

LINCOLN: Um.

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