From the archives So this week's been a bit mad, and I've had absolutely no brainspace to blog. My apologies. Especially since I had some awesome thoughts yesterday about fundamentalism, Dick Cheney, and Deepa Mehta, which I may try and write up this weekend, along with the eight other things that need doing. Hopefully next week will be a bit more of a breeze. That's my hope, at any rate.
To make it up for you, I'll share something I found buried in an old email from last spring, written after I'd had the pleasure of watching the fine HBO documentary Katie Morgan: A Porn Star Revealed. I highly recommend this program if you enjoy porn stars talking about their drug trafficking arrests, or if you just generally enjoy documentaries about porn stars. But I don't recommend it if you're easily freaked out by bad boob jobs. Katie Morgan's boobs are a bit terrifying.
Which is why I wrote a totally awesome song about them.
Katie Morgan's Boobs, by Band TBD (which is what I will name my band)
Such a pretty girl
Who's to say
We wouldn't like her
The natural way?
Such a pretty girl
Why oh please
Must her fake tits
Try and squeeze
Out of her top
Ready to pop
She's a porn star I know
But they gotta go...
Katie Morgan's Boobs
Such a shame
Katie Morgan's Boobs
Way too LA
Katie Morgan's Boobs
Just not the same
Katie Morgan's Boobs
Make men feel lame
[Repeat Chorus]Labels: other people are nifty
posted by Liz # 2:45 PM
Comments:
Eww. I just braved Google images with safesearch off, and her breasts look like strange growths sprouting from her chest. That poor (stupid?) woman.
# posted byMaren : February 23, 2007 3:20:00 PM PST
See? My song lyrics always tell the truth. It's my prose that lies. :-)
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